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Zio perista

A man that reached the maximum essence of life. He directly speak with god and everyone should follow his words.
He's born in Italy, best country for pear, but is influence is going to expand in every corner of the word. Someone can think to become a zio perista, but the truth is that there is only one original zio perista (the first to say zio pera, our god) and all the others are just his followers.
Every follower is a zio perista with a number attached after, and the number reflect how near is your birthday to the birthday of god.
Oh man, i can't believe I found the ZIO PERISTA, every time he speak I'm listening the words of god.

Zio pera i want to meet the ZIO PERISTA, he is my god

I'm a ZIO PERISTA number 34, because I'm born 6 days after the ZIO PERISTA
by sessssone December 3, 2021
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shatter your pelvis

to be vague, it means sex. because he will be pounding into her so hard, and fast, that her pelvis (the bones right by the vagina) will simply, shatter.
man: damn baby i’m about to shatter your pelvis.

woman: mhh baby get to it.
by penisvaginalolol July 13, 2018
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Permission Slip

Being given the opportunity to go out and attend certain functions or gatherings.
"So who's coming to the party"

"Loads of people, Tracy and the kids are coming"

Three hours later

"So where is Tracy then?

"Don't think she was given a permission slip"
by cunny_funt January 20, 2012
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up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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Up Periscope

Bathtime game for up to one person.
"Up periscope, now dive, dive."
by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003
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Periscoping

the act of walking around an office with cubicles, and peeking over the wall to check out the worker. Usually done by tall male workers who think they are sly.
Effing Dwayne, he spends two hours a day periscoping all the ladies in accounting.
by Johnnie Bee February 22, 2011
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pervie

Miley :- Can I see your cock?
John:- Stop being a pervie!
by ThisIsLahiru June 12, 2018
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