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periodicals

Comfortable, yet unattractive, excessivly large, or otherwise stained underwear that is reserved for that special time of the month.
"Don't throw out those Vickies, they'll make great periodicals!"
by Eveal March 6, 2008
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Perioded

Verb. Past Tense.
Getting shut down by more than one female during a week due to that time of the month
1) Gabe got perioded this week.
2) Charlie Sheen should try harder or else both women will cause him to be falsely perioded.

3) If Bill Clinton had been perioded instead of fucked Monica Lewinsky that week, we would currently live in a better world. Instead, that time of the month didn't come for Monica on time...
4) Tiger Woods never got perioded in a week before.
by Cornelius' Corn Flakes March 18, 2010
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Period

Man: Hey what's up, babe?
Woman: MOTHU FUCKIN BASTARD ALL MEN ARE PIGS WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH I HATE YOU DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH!
Man: Holy shit you must be on your period. Must be that time of the month!
by Batman0081 January 24, 2008
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Period

A mysterious force that makes any woman a bitch.
by Definitelynotaman June 21, 2019
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Period

1. Torture for a guy lasting one week.

2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.

3. The worst thing God ever created.
dude1: hows the love life?
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.
by B.G. Cav January 13, 2008
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Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.
Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010
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When you have your period you get a really fine body or a terrible body . A period is a sign to tell us to be more mature and tells us that we are women .
Lady - Hello there ! I hope you have a nice day !
Girl - You can tell she got her period early.
by FUBGYA April 29, 2019
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