green pencil

a green pencil is a school name for weed when someone at school ask you for a green pencil that means they want some weed

"hey give me a green pencil"

"do you want a 5 dollar or a 10 dollar green pencil"

by skaterj666 July 4, 2009

flesh pencil

Another name for a penis. Thought of this gem back in 09' when I was mixing codeine and whiskey and going to college in Springfield MA.

I invited Samantha over to study and all that bitch did was teach me calculus. I thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.

Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.

by Jonathan Allan March 22, 2013

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

pencil juice

Slang for cum, especially that from a small penis.

Ralph said he was going into the office to study, but came back with pencil juice all over his hands.

by swip. September 1, 2008

pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close

dude look i can pencil dick jack

by bobo11232 June 26, 2009

pencil hop

Attempt to physically assault and damage a rivalry. (2) An act of wielding the closest weapon or heat.

"Yo why u had to side walk me homes?? Now i gotta pencil-hop ya ass." (2)Yo clown! We 'bout to drive-by. Be down to pencil hop. "word"

by i-ca$h, RK July 1, 2006

Pencils Down

A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.

Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*

Professor: Pencils down!

Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*

Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*

Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......

Professor: Over Mr. Goof.

by KnightofNerdom February 12, 2019