An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.
Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?
Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
by lordoflight February 20, 2018
Get the Patoing mug.The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.
An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.
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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Get the Patronage mug.Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.
Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.
by joepillowpants February 23, 2011
Get the To Patronize and Harass mug.Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.
I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."
by Creeping Gibs April 26, 2009
Get the Patient Zero mug.A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.
Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!
Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.
Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.
by HabibLovesYou November 6, 2007
Get the Afghani Love Potion mug.gp is essentially the ghetto of the ghetto of cape cod, in hyannis ma you have fresh holes, hiramar, and then you have general patton. often referred to as GP, not JP like some idiot tried to say before
by lilmills January 16, 2011
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