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Poverty Parade

While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
by Tamous August 6, 2008
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Parade Ruiner

A fat or ugly cheerleader or baton/ flag twirler wearing a short skirt, tight pants, or a leotard, Usually marching in a parade.
"This marching band is pretty good."

"Nevermind, all the baton twirlers are parade ruiners."

-or-

"This parade is full of parade ruiners."
by Doublewolf October 23, 2009
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Parade

A line up of various shots taken one after another.
I dare you to take a shot of captain followed by tequila followed by whiskey

that's one sick parade
by wildchild84 October 16, 2010
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Paladin

A "holy knight"-type character in a roleplaying game, most notably Dungeons & Dragons and World of Warcraft. Usually has healing and damaging magic.

Must be lawful good in D&D.

In WoW, was originally only available to the Alliance; this changed with the release of the Burning Crusade.

Named for Charlemagne's inner circle of knights.
A blood elf paladin against a draenei shaman...now, that's epic!
by Qit el-Remel January 10, 2008
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The Black Parade

The Black Parade is the new name of My Chemical Romance's newest album, which came out last year. But, the real meaning of the black parade, think about it, black symbolizes death, and a parade is a celebration, so The Black Parade is a Celebration of Death. It is also focused around "The Patient" and you can find a picture of "The Patient" on photobucket.
by addicted2mcr October 19, 2007
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Crystal Palace

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
by SpikeDante May 22, 2007
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Pasadena Mudslide

when one farts while titty fucking a girl, and it leaves a brown smear between her breasts.
When i was titty fucking Sue, she heard me fart, and knew a pasadena mudslide was occuring.
by Jay November 25, 2003
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