Pasty

White as paper; has never tanned

Why are you so pasty?

by Gingerbread10 May 9, 2025

Throwing Pasty

A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!

Trellawney: ouch!

Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?

Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!

by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011

julie pabst

Julie pabst is a girl who likes to play with boys feelings. This girl will go out of her way to make sure she gets attention. Whatever you do don't fall in love with a Julie pabst bc she's not the girl you wanna date. She just likes all the attention she gets

Man that girl Julie pabst really had my heart but she did me grimy so I don't fw her anymore

by Alltheboysthatshetalkedto July 24, 2017

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017

Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

houblo pabston

when two godly figures combine to create the epitome of sexiness and perfection

Houblo Pabston is looking mighty fine over there in that chat room

by oxidentalz October 1, 2017

shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018