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Something every girl should appreciate more. Especially when they're bigger than the average male. (Like my boyfriend)
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It's a penis! ^.^
Penis by El Katie-O December 28, 2005
the strongest muscle in a mans body... according to any guy!
girl: hey whats the strongest muscle in your body?
guy: MY PENIS!
penis by BooBerrysexyyy April 30, 2010
Diana Dbag: Can I Suck Dat Big Long Stick.
Nate: Oh You Mean My Penis.
Diana Dbag: Yeah The Stick.
Penis by BigBonerDownTheLane February 25, 2019
Two meanings:
1. a male organ used for sexual or asexual reproduction

2. another word for a certain fruit which you don't know the name for
penis by Reverend T May 13, 2006
Male Reproductive Organ that inserts itself into the female reproductive organ the vagina and unleashes billions of sperms that are your future kids.
Hog, Donkey Kong, Cockster, Pedro, purple headed yogurt slinger, wang, wong wanger, dick, dong, ding-a-ling, crotch warrior, schlong, shaleley(irish), sausage, club, Long Dong Silver, King Dong, ding dong, eggplant, cucumber, master of the 'gina, fuck machine.
Penis by Donnie Brosco May 13, 2005
C===3

looks a bit like that

if u have a stick insect willy :D :D

and btw rob u must be a bit phucked if u have a hairy penis, most people tend to get it around the area where the penis connects to the body, you hairy helm boy.
Man 1 : damn that rob's got a hairy penis!!

Man 2 : damn i'd hate to have a hairy helm of uber proportions
penis by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003