Mong Hat

The same plain baseball cap that all mongs wear on their day out to the park
Hey, look at that Downey with the mong hat on over there!
by RankaDankaKlanka November 11, 2012
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mong child

a person hu cant be arsed to do anything, like rikki sanderson
by yazan January 06, 2005
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Ming mong

A word derived from Minging.
Eugh, that fish is Ming Mong!
by Jennehpie December 10, 2006
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ming mong

1. Hard core fans of something, usually a TV show or movie, who are resistant to change or modernization.

2. Obsessive fans (of a TV show of movie) who criticize and complain about all aspects of the production.
Joe is a ming mong because he posts on message boards about RTD's gay agenda.
by Joseph F April 09, 2008
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ming mong

Virgin Mobile's new con to get people sending lots of MMS's messages. The shit in the ad is enough to annoy anyone and make then wanna never go with Virgin
I was ming monging and after 4 messages, i had no credit left why is MMS so expensive?
by terry get out May 09, 2004
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DVD Mongs

Usually people in thier school age who argue about owning and watching as many DVD's/Movies etc, and think they are dead hard & macho for it.
Mick: Ive watched Robocop 1, 2 and 3 and own the Die Hard Trilogy on DVD!.

Joey:Well guess what, I own Rambo 1, 2, 3, 4 and have watched every Lethal Weapon and Mortal Combat so there!

Lee: Mick, Joey, stop acting like a pair of bell ends becouse youre doin my head in you DVD Mongs!
by Faith Wrigley June 16, 2010
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Long Dong Mong

A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.

A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
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