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The toilets nightmare

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.
by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016
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Toilet Epiphany

When you're sitting on the toilet and have an "ah-ha!" moment.
I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".
by bluelinebrotha December 13, 2009
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Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.
"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"
by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018
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toilet geeb

The act of pulling a geeb out of a toilet bowl Or for the people who don't know the word Geeb it's

When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet
"Richie you're going to get aids if you keep ripping toilet geebs"

" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂
by Geebfest2017 September 28, 2017
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Toilet Grenade

The same unintelligent man who made kitchen gun made the amazing toilet grenade. It cleans toilets but will also entirely destroy them. You pull the pin, take off the handle, throw it in the toilet, close the lid and in five seconds you can say goodbye to your toilet and possibly your life.

But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.
That man blew up his toilet with that new toilet grenade.
by I'm funny I swear March 24, 2021
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Toilet Hickey

The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.
Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
by Russell H October 3, 2009
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Bomb the toilet

When someone or yourself take a big dump in the toilet causing a massive poop/fart smell that covers the toilet and other rooms nears the toilet to smell like poop/fart
'' sorry guys i bombed the toilet''

''did you bomb the toilet? ''
by ChozenWon September 6, 2016
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