Acid Vomit

When you throw up a little in your mouth by complete accident but it hurts so bad it feels life you swallowed acid.

Person 1: Hey, are you going to th- AAAGH!!!
Person 2: Oh shit, you need me to call 911?
Person 1: No dude, I just had a really bad case of Acid Vomit!
Person 2: oh ok.

by DictionaryMan45 July 16, 2022

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 07, 2019

santa vomit

over-the-top or excessive Christmas decor

Looks like Santa vomited in that house

by xstranger December 06, 2013

Worms Of Vomit

A Slamming Brutal Death Metal band from Assam India. We entitled our first song "Essence Of Brutality". Also had released an EP "Cannibilistic Decayed".

Worms Of Vomit Slamming Brutal Death Metal Death Metal Gore Goregrind

by bibek666 November 04, 2014

vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.

Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?

by Kavanor June 09, 2021

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 26, 2018

Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019