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Baked boarding

snowboarding skateboarding wakeboarding surfboarding after smoking up the concentration and dazzed from smoking a joint while "Boarding"
going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more
by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011
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board buster

either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.
watch out, officer Cock is a board buster.
by lilnicky003 March 5, 2009
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diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.
Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.
by Cliford September 25, 2005
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Butt Boarding

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.
Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
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Ouija Board

Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
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Squirrel board

A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.

A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!
by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016
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sand board

1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board
person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2020
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