old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that

by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school

Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man

by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022