sexy old man

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
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The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!
by Blackberry April 08, 2015
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 17, 2017
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Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping May 29, 2012
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old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..
by TerableT May 21, 2023
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grumpy old man

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco October 27, 2015
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