Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco October 27, 2015
When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 10, 2010
Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
by Ollieeee December 14, 2020
When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021
When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021
A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .
Virus: young jukes where are you?
Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.
Virus: bet
Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.
Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.
Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.
Virus: bet
Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.
Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.
Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
by Young jukes May 22, 2019