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Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.
by bob beeflips September 11, 2014
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The Nothing Lawn

It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.
by BisexualBroccoli October 25, 2020
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Nothing Suspect

A way to say no homo without being cancelled or being called homophobic
J: Ay bro you lookin good today! Nothing suspect

D: Thanks bro
by Jake.h73209 September 10, 2020
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Nothing-Talk

Talking in the abstract, forgetting to link concepts to actual things that exist in the world. Not talking about anything real or meaningful, but merely talking for the sake of talking.
"If you just start doing drugs you'll waste away your life, what are you gonna do, just sit around and be a failure?"

"That doesn't even mean anything, it's just nothing-talk"
by TheModernMountainMan February 16, 2010
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20-Nothings

Grown children moving back in with their parents delaying the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child.
Jesus, I am so fed up of dating 20-Nothings, going-nowhere-fast guys, with their arrested development!
by rperazag August 21, 2010
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nothing rhymes with

a description of people who incessantly tan and consequently look bright orange or overwhelmingly tan to the point that is does not look right tanorexics

derived from the fact that nothing rhymes with orange
person 1: have you seen remi, she just got back to florida and she got soo tan.

person 2: damn son, nothing rhymes with that bitch.
by b1895selenagomez December 1, 2010
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Nothing-knower

A lady or gentleman who lacks knowledge on a variety of subjects.
After an angry debate, Csiga told Kevin that he was a nothing-knower...
by Nothing-Knower October 23, 2011
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