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Chuck Norris Shot by Dr. Awesome & Assoc. August 31, 2009
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You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.
If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.
chuck norris by Harry2151 December 16, 2008
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Chuck Norris is a puss.....
*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.
He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.
He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
Chuck Norris by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009
Chuck Norris Effect
The Chuck Norris Effect, refers to:
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.
-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.
This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.
-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.
This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.
Guy 1: Dude, he may have gotten FULL MARKS on all subjects LAST semester, but he failed most subjects this semester, why do we STILL call him a genius?
Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...
Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...
Chuck Norris Effect by TheLatinoGuy November 11, 2010
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chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
Chuck Norris by The Mighty Gurganshlaga June 1, 2009
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris? by anonymous December 13, 2017
chuck a norris
"Chucking a Norris" is another term for taking a shit. The legend goes, Chuck Norris once tried to coin the term "Chucking a Norris" to mean pooping, but everyone he said it to called him an idiot. Since he was Chuck Norris, they decided to humor him.
chuck a norris by ChuckedTheNorris June 2, 2007