Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013
Get the stoner tragedymug. A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.
Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.
by C Jara May 3, 2011
Get the Personal Stonermug. The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.
by Quinzilla January 23, 2011
Get the Stoner Shitsmug. Stoner Fringe is the term given to a person who has a 'frazzled' fringe due to bringing an ignition source close to ones fringe in igniting marijuana.
"BRO! You've totally made this downstem way too huge! Now I have stoner fringe!"
"Let me spark this fatty bro. *sparks fatty*. OH SHI- my fringe caught on fire, now I have fucking stoner fringe."
"Let me spark this fatty bro. *sparks fatty*. OH SHI- my fringe caught on fire, now I have fucking stoner fringe."
by tsredale October 4, 2009
Get the Stoner Fringemug. A Professional Stoner is someone who smokes marijuana on a daily basis from once a day or to an all day activity. Yet what separates a Professional Stoner from a regular stoner is that a Professional Stoner is a PRO. They have the ability to go on with their daily life like a normal average-day Joe. Professional Stoner's do not let marijuana take over their lives and make them incompetent or lazy. Marijuana acts as a stress reliever for the smoker to make life a little easier to live with. Professional Stoner's are active and productive everyday because they have the ability to smoke marijuana as much as they like as well as continue with their schooling, work and responsibities.
Amy and Tuan are Professional Stoner's because they smoke marijuana everyday and still hold their responsibilities in school, work and at home.
by Srenots 8] March 14, 2010
Get the Professional Stonermug. Physical gesture used by a stoner to communicate his desire to depart the gathering and light up. This gesture usually includes making eye contact with another stoner, raising the eyebrows, and jerking the head in the direction of the exit. This simple series of movements is a clear signal to the other stoner saying, "I have weed, would you like to go out front and smoke it with me?"
I told my five-year-old we were leaving the party, but then Tony gave me the stoner's tic and we wound up staying another hour.
by zeemon April 26, 2008
Get the Stoner's Ticmug. The time-frame many stoners function on, due to often not giving a fuck what time it is. Usually characterized by lateness/tardiness.
by feelgoodlost September 30, 2011
Get the stoner timemug.