The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.
If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.
by skizzle15 September 19, 2009
Get the Scratch and Sniffmug. 
1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)
by Anon76152098 October 10, 2008
Get the Itch to scratchmug. Justen: "Hey, Greg, want a Belgium Scratch?"
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."
by The other some other guy August 22, 2006
Get the belgium scratchmug. by chibbz February 28, 2008
Get the scratch yamug. 
A sexual act of the fisting and anal variety. More specifically a hot scratch involves someone inserting their fist into their own asshole or a friends asshole and slowly but firmly opening the hand so that they can scratch the inside of the anus with their fingernails whilst removing themselves from the vicinity.
Ali: "I fancy something a little more adventurous today Joe"
Joe: "Really how about a bit of anal fisting?"
Ali: "Chicken, I was thinking I could give you a hot scratch?"
Joe: "Saucy"
Joe: "Really how about a bit of anal fisting?"
Ali: "Chicken, I was thinking I could give you a hot scratch?"
Joe: "Saucy"
by anarchist598 April 13, 2010
Get the Hot Scratchmug.