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merci

bob: merci (pronounced mur-ski)
ur mom: no prob
by Carltoecheese February 2, 2022
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Lordy Mercy

"LORDY MERCY"

This WAS A SYMPATHETIC TYPE OF EXPRESSION which was used especially in the 1940's & 50's. It meant that the person was so surprised to hear about what you said...possibly something terrible had happened, a death, an awful situation, such as loss of job.
Lordy Mercy, I can't believe that he lost his job, he has been with the company for so many years.
by Kitty Mew January 19, 2019
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Mercy

Mercy is not the exact description of her name, but can be even better if she tries to. This girl isn't down to earth, gentle or kind, but has much more to offer than what meets the eye. Mercy can be the opposite of what people want or exactly what they want, but either way gets what she wants when she wants it. Mercy is very biased with people and only shows kindness, affection and love around them if she decides to, but that love of hers stay undying for the people she truly cares about, which is exactly why she doesn't give out a lot of her precious heart to anyone. Mercy is a very sharp and intelligent person when it comes to people even though many might see her as a blank and blunt person. She can't resist being honest around others even if it may come out as harsh.. Her eyes speak out her mind if you're lucky enough to make eye contact with her, or a simple glare at all. Mercy doesn't give out her friendship easily as it is earned with a lot of hard work.. She has a lot of self respect that she sets herself high expectations of others, but once you start hanging out with her you'll never want to leave her side.
Alexa: She's so mean... who is that??

Liana: That's Mercy!

Alexa: That's ironic..

Liana: haha! Trust me I thought so too, but now I can't leave that girls side!
by Andr33aaaa<3333 April 23, 2022
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mercy mute

When someone mutes you during a Teams meeting when you are accidently off-mute and making inappropriate comments or farting or just generally doing stupid shit without knowing you were off mute.
Oh dang! Someone mercy muted Jennifer when she was yelling at her husband during the Sales meeting - it was just getting to the good part too.
by anonymous May 8, 2024
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Merci

Merci is a sinister boss, and probably the flyest guy to ever touch com. He is the undisputed most harmful midgen OAT , having been Anzai, Court, Glorysec, and CVTS (lmao). He is Not Mercizone
Foid: Wow Merci is soo cool i wanna esex him
Merci: shut up jezebel
by Goat Of Anti Ext October 11, 2025
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Mercy Main

1.Please fucking protect the Mercy Main.
2.Please use Pharah when Mercy Main is here.
by Pharah Main June 20, 2017
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The Embalmer’s Mercy

The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”

Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.

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Common signs of the Mercy include:

A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm

Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming

Fluid leakage without stimulation

An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”

“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”

“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
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