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grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.
" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox
by 427big cat November 9, 2018
mugGet the grandpa's toolboxmug.

grandpa

the guy that wants to talk about a book that he read about ww2 at thanks giving
shut up grandpa
by bot .exe October 8, 2019
mugGet the grandpamug.

grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.
Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
by jaebbles May 2, 2023
mugGet the grandpa handsmug.

Grandpa

Grandpa and the kids were having fun
by the random. October 29, 2021
mugGet the Grandpamug.

grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.
"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"
by thelod June 24, 2008
mugGet the grandpa in the yardmug.

weather grandpa

(or grandma if referring to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.
by Sexydimma April 10, 2013
mugGet the weather grandpamug.

great-great-great-grandpa

Great-great-grandparent's father.
great-great-great-grandpa.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
mugGet the great-great-great-grandpamug.

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