neptic

A white boi.

Oh hey! Did you see the new neptic at our school? He is very white.

by Get rekt nerd. December 2, 2022

netik

He’s a really cool guy and he’s the top of his class. Real funny too, he ain’t gay but could pull some guys. best dude to copy off of, and he’ll help his friends no matter what.

Student: Bro Netik got a 100 again!
Student 2: ofc he did!

by What’s ur handle? March 2, 2023

Natick

A town for nobodies and scum-of-the-earth types. The people who live there are dull and going nowhere in life.

Why would you ever live in Natick?

by NotfromNatick March 24, 2023

NetCon

NetCon is the shortened word for Internet Connection.

My NetCon is not stable, I should restart the router.

by Scydex March 28, 2023

netceed

A word to describe the success of something (succeed), after the carnage created by the task has been taken away (Gross succeed - absolute carnage = netceed).

"I see Derek didn't quite succeed at pulling Angela....but well done on his netceed with the postbox. A hole's a hole 👌🏼"

by NotAndrew2 March 31, 2023

Netian

A citizen of the net, one whose life is thoroughly run and consumed by the internet and internet trends in hopes of becoming the next viral sensation.

How would you expect the Island Boys to act? They are netians, they can only think about the next video they will post to YouTube.

by El torro jake'o October 6, 2023

noetic

Of or relating to the impropriety of an act being regarded as appropriate because of the practice of ceremonies from sincerely-held religious beliefs.

Tonkwun: Dad, why didn't Rabbi Orgsat go to jail for giving me systemic herpes when he sucked my penis at my circumcision ceremony when I was a baby?
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.

by Extremityman December 2, 2023