NEVA

N.E.V.A. - Not Enough Viagra Anywhere

Used to express detest for a female.

Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.

Example 1
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."

Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"

- Person 2: "Neva.."

- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"

- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."

by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014

Neva Goat

never that or hell no

"would you beat?" "Neva goat batch"

by Bad Batches December 31, 2006

Nevada Sandstorm

When you have intercourse with an ancient vagina and sand comes out.

Dang that vagina must be old, it was like a Nevada Sandstorm.

by UthgerdsAnus May 3, 2015

neva hyphen

neva hyphen
The use of the word "neva" (idiom for 'never') to divide a multisyllabic word in place of the hyphen (-) punctuation mark to express extreme unlikelihood or impossibility.

The neva hyphen as punctuation: "I will abso-neva-lutely agree that a woman deserves to be hit or abused for any reason."

by ordinaryheroine May 22, 2016

nelva

Is a very cool girl✌She's loyal and she does know most things she's always sad :( She is very pretty and ugly at the same time💗

Nelva is ugly

by Hehshhdhdhs July 20, 2017

nevahea ambers

Nevaeha Ambers is {GORGEOUS} Ashe lifts up a room the minute she walks in, when you see her she shines brighter than anybody star in any galaxy, you don’t ever wanna loose her, because if you loose her it’s like breathing in a world with no air you can’t survive.

nevahea ambers is the most finest girl out there, she’s the human form of a dream, so I don’t ever wanna wake up since I have her.

by rosasancocho July 10, 2019

nevaehsky

A nevaehsky is a girl who you should never lose she has dimples a big beautiful smile her life may be a little messed up but she will be happy no matter what at first she maybe a little shy and awkward and quiet but once you get to know her shes a stunning ,beautiful ,childish, werid ,crazy ,funny,caring,loving,person she has the body of a hour glass short and really pretty it's pretty rare to hear one since there will only be one like her since shes a princess never lose her because she'll never go back

Mark: wow what's her name ?

Gabbi:her name is nevaehsky shes so full of personality I wanna be come her friend .
Mark:nevaehsky I never heard that before come on let's go meet her !!.

by Baby girl martinez December 30, 2019