When you go down on a girl planning an adventure but get sucked into a moist cave full of slippery critters.
by The Mad Titan June 3, 2016

Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"
by silkysmoothandgeneralmastertye May 23, 2014

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.
I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!
by NotDaShon January 22, 2017

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by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013
