MOINK!

A pig/cow behavior.

MOINK!

by kingkarl3 April 19, 2011

Moira Brown

When you lay a woman down, plop your ass on top of her face, and take a dook right between her upper lip and nose, giving her a mustache.

Last night, I got so horny I gave Jenny a Moira Brown.

by KJR08 August 11, 2014

morneault

What guys refer to as "free pussy." At noon or midnight, whenever your penis desires you can call this girl and you will surely get your penis not only some fun, but also some studs(STD's)

Guy 1: Man I need some pussy right now!!!
Guy 2: Dude its fuckin 4 in the morning!!!
Guy 1: I know but my penis is so erect!!!
Guy 2: Fine I know a Morneault that you can call up.

by B$ March 27, 2005

Des Moines Dump Truck

A Des Moines Dump Truck is when at least 7 people all shit in a large barrel, pot, ect. and then dump the contents onto an unlucky individual.

Aw man we're going to get Lars good this time. We are going to Des Moines Dump Truck him, dumping like 10 pounds of dung on his head!

by Billy Deuchen III May 31, 2009

If you know what I faakin moin

Used to emphasize a point you are trying to make.

So now he and my ex are going out again, and that just doesn't make sense if you know what I faakin moin.

by Mar-wayne Jay-moil October 2, 2007

Morn-horn

Morn-horn is a contraction of morning and horn. This is the refreshing first fart in the morning. Which, if lucky, will set the standard for the remainder of the day.

"My beatch got totally pissed when I woke her up with morn-horn"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"

by Trolle March 7, 2008

moorning

A word used by people to greet cows at the start of the day.

"Good moorning cow!"

by Poorple July 18, 2016