Miranda Rights

a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
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Miranda

Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too

All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023
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Miranda Bentley

Miranda Bently can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. She cares deeply for others. She is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. She does have a temper, and is impatient, so dont wind her up! Also, Miranda Bentley is determined and often called "stubborn". She can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others:)
Miranda Bentley listen to other people's secrets and gives them advice, but she can never really open herself up to other peoplee..
Also she gets taged a lot. People call her slag, slapper ect. But really she isn't. Its only because you people dont really know her deep down. Well this just explains her. So stop judging her and just get on with your life.

^ Miranda Bentley from Wincanton.
Guy#1: Miranda Bentley is any guy's dream woman. Dont you agree?
EVeRYONE ELSE: YES!
by someonespecial2205 December 5, 2011
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Miranda

(Plural noun; mirandas)
(Present verb; mirandaing) (Past verb; mirandad)
1. (noun) One who avoids confrontation, on the presumption they will lose.
2. (verb) To avoid confrontation, on the presumption of losing.
(1) “Stop being a miranda.”
(2) “Anyone can miranda.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.
Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau
by imyourking June 9, 2025
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Miranda

Is someone who tells you they will be right there or be right back but never show up.
Dude you just got Miranda's, she aint coming back.
by anonymous August 22, 2025
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