Milan

you are content just cradling his restless mind to sleep. it satisfies you equally to feed it your trademark scrambled eggs. a kiss is sometimes two world wars away but you keep hoping that the two of you will recognise the toy money for what it is: a fucking treasure.

"whats going on between you and Milan?"
"oh we're reenacting 1939"

by Krkič May 10, 2019

Midland Secondary School

The worst but yet most amusing , falling apart no good piece of shit failure of any success for the student body school. Literally falling apart and being held together with duct tape. Highest rate of over aged failing students in Canada. Most of the students are stuck up, which doesn't make sense because if your going to this school you are obviously a broke ass bitch like the rest of the people in that general community.

Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.

person 1: what high school are you planning on going to?
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !

by st'tskid April 7, 2011

Cesar Millan'd

Solution to behaviour defect in girls who quit in the middle of a BJ. Simply by tapping the bottom of their chin or punching the jugular.

Chase:"She stopped while she was giving me a BJ, so I Cesar Millan'd her ass and told her to get back to work!"

Said:"Grande."

by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

mindank

an incredibly sexy young lady. she is smart and beautiful but cant be told this to her face. she is not little, but of perfect size. no one deserves a mindank because she is a goddess. she makes many guys jizz in their pants right before she cuts their dicks off and melts them down into a liquid to later be used for the making of plastic bottles. mindank is very.......dank.

king kong: "roooooooaaaarr!! give me your best maiden!"

citizen: "fuck you nigger! the mindanks ours!"

by frankenstein666-88niggerrific November 24, 2011

Milan

A man who is always the leader of the group.Ladys like him because he has an 20 inch penis.

Milan is like an machine in bed

by Motorlajegej October 17, 2020

Milan

Best person ever probably small your pretty and nice to everyone but don’t take no bull shit and grades are a’s and b’s and your name is most likely to get pronounced and spelt wrong

Milan is the best person,she is so pretty.”have you seen her grades?” Hannah said.

by Milana November 3, 2020

Milan

A Fucking crackhead who remembered my house and is friends with a guy who wears a bandanna.

milan

by Bubby Chubby November 29, 2021