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MILF

A very smart woman
by Verybigdong December 20, 2018
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Milf

A mother i’d like to fuck.

Normally said by 13-16 year old lads
Harry: : Oi mate shes a right milf

Dan: She’s my mum you dickhead
by youdettypig February 11, 2020
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Milf

by Josh’s FSU’s December 29, 2018
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MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This is a radical muslim organization located in the Philippines.The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government.
The MILF are a large organization.
by Bob 2 Tha KShevsk April 10, 2005
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MILF²

When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.
Oh man, can't believe I didn't use protection with that MILF and now it's like MILF² or something.
by damnnnnnnnson September 23, 2019
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MILF

Mother I'd Like to Facebook.

Someone's mom that has a) a facebook account, and b) considerable attractiveness, so much so that you would even go so far as to poke her.
"Dude, Rob's mom is a total MILF, bet you a twenty she'll accept my friend invite."
by Rikushix October 27, 2008
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MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front

The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao, Philippines and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government. In January 1987, the MNLF signed an agreement relinquishing its goal of independence for Muslim regions and accepting the government's offer of autonomy. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, the next largest faction, refused to accept the accord and initiated a brief offensive that ended in a truce later that month. The Mindanao-based Moro Islamic Liberation Front fields around 2,900 troops.
The MILF was formed in 1977, over 20 years before the movie American Pie came out, took the abriviation, and made it famous for something entirely different.
by anonymous October 10, 2004
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