Penalty Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

diamond merchant

A person whose profession is buying and selling diamonds for profit; dealer; trader.
One who trades in diamonds and possesses expertise in the area of diamonds and the practices of trading in them.

Being an expert in diamonds, Steve the diamond merchant in Scottsdale would be helpful in buying a certified diamond that is of correct value.

by dream4diamonds November 3, 2007

samantha meehan

Samantha Meehan is a girl who is most likely Irish. Her last name is Irish, and has a lot of history behind it. Her first name derives from a Greek suffix -antha- meaning "Flower". She may doubt herself, but she Is very kind to her friends. Soem may say she is very attractive, and athletic, but sometimes she just needs to relax. Please, for your sake, don't be on her bad side. She can be sadistic, and cruel. And she can hold a grudge for forever. If she has brown eyes and brown hair, she will most likely think of herself as average, and not good enough. This however, isn't true. She is loud, energetic, and enthusiastic about what she likes. If you were ever rude to a Samantha like this, or doubted and judged her, good luck.

-Is that Samantha Meehan? I really like her!
~Why?! She almost killed me!

by Omega_Nerd7 February 20, 2017

Turd Merchant

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

by Andy M December 4, 2003

Dirt Merchant

One who sells dirt

Those nubs from newtown are all a bunch of dirt merchants!

by Mayor Adam West May 26, 2004

con merchant

A particularly nasty individual or group/company who/which attempts to get one over on you or dupe you.

Private insurance companies are freaking con merchants. They charge you through the nose just for having a nose!

by Sarah Downing April 27, 2006

dirt merchant

Term is gender neutral. Can be used for both men and women but, the definition is slightly reversed yet still derogotory.
Female: A dirty ho that'd fuck anybody.
Male: A dirty fuck that'd ho anybody.
One could even refer to a dog as a Dirt Merchant for all the asses it sniffs.

The usual
"she'd spread em for anyone, what a dirt merchant"
Or the obscure
"that fucking dirt merchant took the extra money I left for a tip and put it towards his half of the bar tab, just so he could stiff our hot blonde waitress"

by Lt Dangle April 20, 2006