Melon 

A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.

You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?

Melon by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016

melon turd 

a turd that smells and looks like a melon

george has a melon turd head

melon turd by noob May 13, 2005

Melon Balling 

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.

1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.

Melon Balling by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011

Melon Pro 

very high level of coolness and/or awesomeness

Those shoes are melon pro!

Melon Pro by MushroomSlap November 10, 2010

twisting my melon 

see blagging my head

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man

twisting my melon by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

Melony

adjective, having big bOObs.

PETER: Wow! Pamela is sooooo Melony!

BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.

PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?

BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.

Melony by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006

melonhead 

A melonhead is a fan of the 1990's post-grunge band Blind Melon with vocalist Shannon Hoon, may he rest in peace.

Don't talk to that melonhead, he's stuck in the nineties.

melonhead by dbieon12 April 8, 2007