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no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!
Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!
by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021
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ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.
Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?
by Larayne November 19, 2013
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Holy Melon

The link between satanic rituals and god's holy land. Also known as America.
Let's go to the "Holy Melon"
Guy 1: The "Holy Melon" is as ripe as ever
Guy 2: Wow, I wonder how much a house is gonna cost
by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019
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Dick Melon

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.
"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."
by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018
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Devil's Melon

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.
by lynxyn November 1, 2019
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Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.
"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"
by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021
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Lonely Melon

(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.

(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.
Lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.

I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.
by Undisclosable3 October 2, 2009
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