John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.

Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.

by CollinKolar January 30, 2023

manderson

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.

Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd

by Naples pap December 29, 2007

Oscar Mayer

A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.

Suck on this Oscar Mayer before I cut your bitch ass.

by Fuck You July 14, 2002

mander

(man dander) the flaky, white crust you find in the bed the morning after having sex.

Too lazy to change the sheets after sex, Justin woke up in his own mander.

by bkbroiler December 30, 2004

Cole Mayer (The Mole)

A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.

Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.

by Bobby Boberson December 3, 2018

John Mayer'ing

Feigning the appearance of being sell-out. Bringin a watered down version of artistry into the mainstream. Also applies in any situation where one is temporarily sacrificing their core tastes/values/talents (Room for squares) in pursuit of greater art/good/reward (JMT Try!, JM w/ BB king, JM w/ ?love). Be warned, one who is John Mayer'ing risks taking a hit to their reputation that may never be overcome.

Antonyms: Avril Lavigne, Dr. Phil, Carson Daly.

-See John Mayer
-Also see, Justin Timberlake
-Dude its cool, I'm just John Mayer'ing when I watch Desperate Houswives every Sunday night with my girlfriend. I always get sweet sweet lovin after its over.

by dloew February 1, 2009

john mayer

an asshole essentially. 19 was too young john

that guy is such a john mayer

by awalkingredflag November 13, 2021