maloney

a wandering or offset eyeball (ie Marty Feldman)

Wow, Dad, the cashier at the grocery store had a bad maloney!

by Nautidog August 13, 2012

karl malone

Starting Power Forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. Known infamously for being a black redneck who enjoys such white trash things as 18wheelers & wrestling. Also known for being the dirtiest player in the NBA (use of the flying elbows to other people's head, his kickjumpers onto defender's nuts), he is the ultimate cheapshot artist and should die without an NBA championship. Since he could not lead his own team to the ring, he had to bandwagon onto the Lakers so that Shaq & Kobe carry his dirty ass to the title this year. A real grade A douchebag. Also picks on smaller guys & consistently fails in the clutch.

Oh my God, Karl Malone just elbowed some smaller guy in the throat!

by Hashweed May 30, 2004

malcolm turnbull

29th and current Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia.

Affectionately referred to by his adoring party members north of 50 in the most serious of circumstances as: Malcolm Turncoat, or some other clever variation thereof.

Rather large fan of pontificating and gesturing dramatically either barefisted or with his trendy glasses held aloft in an attempt to enthuse people poorer than himself as to the merits of a government agenda he himself does not believe which is largely pushed upon him by a rabid right-wing caucus under the firm command of the insurgent former Prime Minister and standard bearer for those who like their onions just a little too raw, Tony Abbott.

Lives in Wentworth, Sydney.

Likes Kayaking, his wife (hopefully), and his three Dalmatian-poodle-shiatsu crosses, Mo-Mo, Puddles, and HRH Richard the III.

You, generally ignorant of the inner workings of the Government of Australia: "Oh man, how's the PM Kevin Rudd going?"
Your cluey friend: "Oh Julia Gillard stabbed him in the back and took his job."
You: "Oh, how's she doing as PM?"
Friend: "Oh, Kevin Rudd stabbed her in the back and took her job."
You: "Oh, well how's he doing as PM then?"
Friend: "Dunno, Tony Abbott took his job."
You: "Ah shit, how's my main man Abbott doing as PM?"
Friend: "Dunno, Malcolm Turnbull stabbed him in the back and took his job."

You: "Well... shit."

by Robertus15 November 13, 2016

boney maloney

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.

"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"

by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013

Malcolm

Malcolm is a great friend and always is there for you when you need a laugh. Sometimes hits you with a basketball in the face twice on accident, but makes up for it with loyal friendship and funny jokes about anything. Despite other definitions, he is a great guy, only unless the day of the week ends with a j.

"That guy is cooooool, man"

"He's MightyMalcolmYT"

by TheMightyKingOfAllKings October 31, 2019

Malconcunt

A type of girl with an attitude that is slutty but resentful of her own sluttiness. A woman who chooses to act and dress to sexually attract, but disdains the feeling that she 'must' be sexually attractive to be popular or liked. Like an over qualified low-wage worker who feels they 'deserve better' and so mistreats their customers.

"I can't figure her out, she's the kind of girl that will show you her ass but give you the finger while doing so."
"Yeah, she's a real Malconcunt. "

by Superawesomeblair October 6, 2015

malvone

Devine , cold, self fish person, cares for themselves period

Dude why would you malvone your own family???

by Donor hole May 15, 2018