loser trap

Cute but chubby trailer-trash who sucks you into proposing to her and buying her the expensive ring of her choice, by screwing your brains loose and dieting frantically to squeeze into a skintight wedding dress, which is of course color-coordinated with the decor at the tacky wedding you get to pay for, after which you get to support her and her children by several other men, while watching her balloon up to triple-chin hippo size within a couple of years.

"She set her loser trap and that idiot fell right in. He gonna be payin' for ever!"

"That fool got himself loser trapped. Now his life is completely over."

by treeple February 3, 2009

loser face

Its what you call someone when they do something stupid or immature

You have to go to summer school? haha loser face

by Kayy July 7, 2006

Or Not Looser

Uh...did someone forget how to spell loser?

Whoops, I don't know how to spell looser...

by rawcarrion April 19, 2004

Loser in Aluminium Foil

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009

Loserface

(n.) An uber loser; a major loser; one who has face-planted into loserdom.

"Man, that dude just walked into a parked car while texting on his gay blackberry!"

"Wow! He hit his face too! What a loserface."

"Totally brah."

by nighthawk1530 October 9, 2009

3D loser

A popular insult within IT circles. When making the L sign, use your 2nd finger to make it '3D', thus the person is a loser, in all aspects, no matter which way you look at it.

Yeah, Mr Mac is 3D loser

by vanitybear May 17, 2006

Sore Loser

One who consistently whines about losing a contest fair and square.

"That Nic Lee is being a real sore loser!"

by blitzking80 October 2, 2009