Loving Cockblock

Cockblocking one of your friends when they're really drunk and trying to fuck an ugly chick.

Johan: Dude what the fuck you totally cockblocked me last night!

Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!

Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock

by KJDubs September 28, 2011

Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation:
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!

by bar terminology October 18, 2011

Jace the cockblock

Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)

Jace the cockblock keeps stopping malec moments.

by cayibo January 16, 2019

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003

Cockblock date

Taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. Because of this the other guy can't get with the girl who likes him, hence cockblockdate.

popularized by joe and ciara

"dude joe is such a cockblock date"
"i know we all know shes like karl"

by JoeAbay September 26, 2006

fockblock

Slamming body, but your face is so ulgy you cockblock yourself, your parents genetics combined created someone whois so ulgy in the face she cockblocks herself

that girls face is so busted she fockblocked herself!

by kevin sss June 29, 2006

cockblock kermit

That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.

Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.

Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!

by Bignigmang May 13, 2009