stuff a loaf

to bone somebody in the asshole

"Hey Jeff, when I go home imma stuff a loaf."

by d1rty m1ke and the b0ys October 19, 2011

Bedside Loaf

A general term for pooping on or beside one’s bed.

I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.

by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020

Side loaf

The male version of a muffin top.

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.

by Turdmuffins November 26, 2017

Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

by sam and junk March 28, 2009

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.

Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.

by aretegroup April 21, 2018

loaf loather

a person that unevenly slices homemade bread. (as if beaver teeth sliced the last piece)

“Evenly slicing fresh bread to make toast is very difficult if you live with loaf loather.”

by Wickedwitchflyingmonkeys May 26, 2018