hand lotion bomb

Similar to a hand sanitizer bomb but the main ingredient being lotion. A bit messier to clean up, much more obvious to the afflicted.
See:
Lotion Bomb

"Damn it! Now I just got hit with a hand lotion bomb!"

by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008

lotion lady

of Jamaican origin. A female who prefers to drink from the furry cup

That Sandy Toksvig's a right lotion lady. you can tell by her penchant for wearing ties and ill-fitting men;s suits.

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004

Mexican Hand Lotion

Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

by El Batman July 5, 2009

Lotion

IS VERY STUPID DON’T USE OR U GET BLACKHEADS AND STUFF

Lotion is very stupid.

by IHateLifeCuzItBad September 27, 2019

Cold Lotion

Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.

Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing

by Trainer_Yarn July 31, 2016

lotis

n. A really really really big flaming homosexual. - see homo

Look at that lotis, jeez i would kill myself if i was a lotis like that guy!

by Poonany March 26, 2003

lotion emotion

Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.

I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.

by Staldo May 22, 2010