Similar to a hand sanitizer bomb but the main ingredient being lotion. A bit messier to clean up, much more obvious to the afflicted.
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Lotion Bomb
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Lotion Bomb
by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008
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by Van Baggins November 11, 2004
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I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.
by El Batman July 5, 2009
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by IHateLifeCuzItBad September 27, 2019
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Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing
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I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.
by Staldo May 22, 2010
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