Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

Latte Lackey

The least important person in an office who is sent out to get the coffee, teas, and cake.

"How are the interviews for the new latte lackey going?"
"Fine she starts Monday"

by Soreleg October 21, 2009

Latte Point

Giving acknowledgment to a lesser Fraternity member, or sorostitute, while holding a latte. This is achieved by extending the index finger of the hand holding the latte, and pointing at the desired recipient.

The latte point was a staple move for me on south oval today.

I gave her a latte point at the library, she acknowledged.

Oh, it's just (lesser fraternity member), all he's getting is the Latte Point.

by Greek Social Patrol December 14, 2009

letter gnome

A gnome whose existance involves altering written and/or typed correspondance, after is has been sealed, so that grammatical, orthographical, and/or typographical errors appear to be errors originating with the author. Their existence is a scientific fact.

"Of course I know the correct meaning of ironic! Letter gnomes wrote that song!" -- Alanis Morissette

by meta1monkey June 18, 2010

Listener's Block

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

by simbrose May 20, 2011

listenbed

An alternative for listened. Used by cooler people.
More common in schools and used by students who are popular

I listenbed to her excuse, but it was not convincing enough.

by tigeral October 21, 2011

Listening to Girl in Red

A code for being lesbian and a way to tell if a girl is gay. Girl in Red is a norwegian songwriter, who gained popularity with her songs about lesbian relationships and falling in love with women. To indirectly ask a girl if she is lesbian, one would ask if she listens to Girl in Red.

,,Hey Sarah! I wanted to know if you are listening to Girl in Red?."
,,You mean to ask if I am lesbian, right? In that case, I do."

by Acoustic Dragon September 6, 2020