bona lisa

When a really bland looking chick gives you a boner for a some odd reason. At this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..

Me: Dude I don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but damn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.

Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude

by Platezz January 25, 2018

newjeans apologize to lisa

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.

nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

by rvnn1e August 10, 2023

Lisa

Lisa got a new job, with benefits, like a G

#resilient

Lisa: Bossing up is a full-time job

by LowL33s@h June 11, 2017

Lisaiteous

A rare but rapidly spreading disease. The disease comes from a girl named Lisa, and anyone that comes up close to her can get infected within ten minutes.

The disease attscks the brain and spreads all throughout the body, infecting every limb with an unbelievable amount of cringiness and an abnormal level of stupidity.

Person: That guy is really cringy.
Me: Lisaiteous must be spreading.

by ineedofatherapist October 9, 2019

Lisaism

A religion in where one worships Lisa Gaming ROBLOX.

"What's your religion? I'm Christian."

"My religion is Lisaism. I worship Lisa."

by chrismadbitch November 16, 2022

Little Lisa Simpson

Someone who is "politically active" due to their narcissistic personality disorder or ill-conceived search for identity and meaning in life. Often caught lecturing others about every single thing that is wrong with society, but not interested in giving up any of their own luxuries or volunteering for any of the actual hard work.

The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.

Phil has become such a Little Lisa Simpson about the environment on social media lately.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.

by HariFontaine February 13, 2019

Lisa Hype

In Jamaica this means to perform fellatio. To suck a dick; to give head; to give a man a blowjob. Also may be associated with Lisa Swiping which is the action of performing fellatio. This is named after a female DJ in Jamaica who whose photo was posted on the internet; the photo shows her performing fellatio on a man.

English: Hey Baby come on and give me a lisa-hype, you know I like that.
Jamaican Creole: Hey gyal come gi mi a lisa hype, a dat mi love.

Girl, da lisa hype deh did good, my dick is spotless and clean as hell. I cum about 40 times in your mouth. Thanks!!

by Lisa Hyper January 16, 2010