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Linda

Linda, a basic bitch who likes to ruin people's lives. A whore and an ugly female who only thinks of herself
"oh who is that girl?"
"oh thats Linda, she is a bitch, don't talk to her."
by jomamasougly October 6, 2022
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Linda

She's sweet and smart and a goddess to humankind and she will tolerate stupidness
Linda is the sweetest, smart person and she's a goddess so her own kind she will not take a nonsense or stupidness from any man.
by anonymous September 9, 2021
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Linda Searcy

Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.
So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?

Yup. Linda Searcy.

-Saxi
by jimbostoncuck July 25, 2023
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linda sweating

what do you mean you can’t get on fortnite? i was looking forward to linda sweating!”
by mowmow1177 March 16, 2024
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Linda

1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.

3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
Q: How do you know when a Linda is lying?
A: When her lips are moving.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
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Linda

A little charming skinny Pingouin maandhech Maandhech kelma heheh

You feel like everything is clear but this is totally wrong

She Still don't know what she wants

She dislike drama but she is a drama 👑😂

She always overthiking and that's what makes everything so difficult for her...

youth power like a red flower 🌹
She makes me feel like something is missing that turns everything without sense

Linda jamix life doesn't need this all complications
by The same November 21, 2021
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linda sweating

when you're going exceptionally hard on fortnite, exceeding your average skill limit
by aimh69 March 11, 2024
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