limp dick

a guy that walks out on his marriage & four kids.

A 50 year man that needs viagra to get his limp dick up for his boss.

by 6081 October 2, 2012

Hippie Limp

To be a Hippie Limp is to be a really relaxed and at-peace person. This may or may not involve the use of drugs or alcohol.
Usually this occurs inside a household, it is very similar to being lazy only it is specific to a stereotype.

"They are being hippie limp and are not going to work today."

by Laika Weatherfield November 8, 2007

Limp dick

A derogatory term for a boy who screws around so much that his dick gets limp. The male version of slut, whore, or hoe. Similar and comparable to a fuckboy.

"You need to dump that fuckboy because he's more of a limp dick than Chris Brown and Justin Bieber's bastard child."

by AnonymousMoi May 12, 2015

limp pimp

To be someone that is not a pro pimp.

Chris talks about bein a pro pimp all the time but hes just a limp pimp.

by Gamerscomplete February 2, 2009

Limp Dick

The male version of a "Basic Bitch".

Courtesy of Jessica Doherty: "Those guys seemed cute at first, but when they started quoting 'Wedding Crashers' I realized they're just a couple of limp dicks."

by luckyboywonder June 13, 2014

limp bizkit

i actually like limp bizkit a little... only three of their songs though, dont kill me

limp bizkit in my opinion is 5% ok, 97% sucky

by like, dude! May 28, 2003

Limp Guinea

The moment after ejaculation and before flacidity where a penis is hanging at a specific curve. Not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.

I barely finished jacking off before my roommate came home, pretty sure he saw my limp guinea

by 4striiiing January 5, 2017