Ultraviolet light

Sun rays or artifical light that gives you skin cancer. Offten Found in tanning beds.

Person 1: "Whats that lumpy rash on your face?"
Person 2: "Oh nothing, i just got back from the ER, They said i have skin cancer from over exposure to ultraviolet light."

by MelanieRawrz January 11, 2010

light surgeon

Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.

You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."

by amy centre April 4, 2011

track lighting

annoying shit you don't want to do and is fairly unnecessary
also less important necessary tasks you complete in order to avoid actually important work

"that anti-hazing training is such track lighting"

"yeah dude filling out all these forms is absolute track lighting"

by tharane September 14, 2021

lazy lights

Christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has passed.

Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?

Andrew: January 25... why?

Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!

by johnnyboyyyy23 January 12, 2010

noob light

when a noob becomes good in a second

man your a noob light

by ma dude bra May 16, 2019

Hit The Lights

Awsome band, great live, hope they blow up..

Hit The Lights rocks!

by ah101083 August 30, 2006

blue light

The exact same slang meaning as hit, as in, put a hit on. Used in '80s South-Central gang culture.

Yo man, I heard the Eight Trays put a blue light on Taco 'cause he be dissin their hood in the pen like they ain't gon' hear it.

by Steelo J. February 14, 2005