A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of photons from excited atoms or molecules. Lasers are used in drilling and cutting, alignment and guidance, and in surgery; the optical properties are exploited in holography, reading barcodes, and in recording and playing compact discs.
by Debx January 17, 2020

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
by Snibby August 1, 2012

by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.
by Threel April 27, 2020

by Harked April 3, 2023

Teacher: Any fun facts?
You: Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"
You: Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"
by MemeGuy69 August 21, 2019
