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Laser

A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of photons from excited atoms or molecules. Lasers are used in drilling and cutting, alignment and guidance, and in surgery; the optical properties are exploited in holography, reading barcodes, and in recording and playing compact discs.
What is a laser?

Oh, its a light that creates an intense beam!
by Debx January 17, 2020
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dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
by Snibby August 1, 2012
mugGet the dumb lasermug.

laser trex

knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.
laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster
by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020
mugGet the laser trexmug.

Laser

gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.
Mongraal: Benjy! HE'S BLOODY LASERED MATE! 1 hp!
BenjyFishy: Nice! HIS TEAMMATE IS LASERED TOO!
by Threel April 27, 2020
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Lasered

When someone or something gets shot down by a weapon with near perfect or perfect accuracy
That guy just got lasered by that minigun!
by Harked April 3, 2023
mugGet the Laseredmug.

Laser

Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"
Teacher: Any fun facts?
You: Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"
by MemeGuy69 August 21, 2019
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