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by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017

Laser

Pronunciation: (Lay - Zhor)
Part Of Speech: Noun

A beam of light that is used to pinpoint an object. It is usually red.

Person 1: "Hey, do you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's pointing a laser at it."

by TheLar0 May 12, 2013

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Laser tag

Laser tag is mainly when a person gets angry at a game of laser tag and starts attacking people in the game.

“Look guys! Sam is having a laser tag moment!”

by Soviet_Slav January 5, 2024

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

Laser cutter

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.

Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.

by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023