Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

Lap Cunt

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.

You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.

by Daskoon August 27, 2022

lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.

Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?

by SollyCon February 4, 2014

pop lap

A nickname given to the girl you like, as a cute way of saying that you can't go a day without having them in your life.

Christine Jane, you are my pop lap.

by Bulletin February 26, 2017

lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010

lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!

by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015

Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014