landrea

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is caring, smart and usually pretty short. She loves to cuddle and enjoys horror movies. She always puts family first and and hates when people talk badly about her friends.

Landrea is the most gorgeous girl I have ever met.

by generalbubbas January 16, 2017

hafada ladder

A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Sure, hafada piercings may be traditional in Arab culture, but why get a hafada ladder?

by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006

sign the ladder

A phrase that means having sex with somebody in your bed for the first time.

Person 1: Yo I know that girl's coming over tonight, you think she's gonna sign the ladder?

by blinkoff9 February 21, 2009

Jason Landrie

A porn star from the late 1970's. Coined the term "Poot and shoot" for the rather smelly type of pornography he was involved in.

"Hey dawg, last night I was with this girl and I pulled a Jason Landrie all over her face"

or

"She smelled of a Jason Landrie"

by Alicia Zizzo May 5, 2006

ladder (recipient)

TO give someone a ladder or someone needs to receive a ladder, as they need to get over them selves.

If I gave you ladder could you get over yourself.
I took her to home depot to pick out a ladder.
Intellectually... you only need a step stool.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

LandKreuzer

Translates out to Land Cruiser (like the naval ship)
also called the LandSchiff (Land ship)
Pronunciation: Lah-nt-Kroo-zur

An EPIC (in every semse of the term) german tank, powered by two marine diesel engines, both capable of powering a large battleship, weighing in at around 1,000 metric tonnes, with an 800mm Dora-class railway cannon. The cannon otself had to have a ten man crew just to operate it, and the shells were to be carried in a specially designed truck. Along the top of the tank were a series of 88mm flak cannons, as well as a few anti-personnel guns. The Landkreuzer would have taken 3-4 years to build, if not more, and to build a single LandKreuzer would've bankrupted the German government. the initial design was put forward by Krupp steelworks, the owner of which, at the time, would be the only person to be charged (then acquited on account of demensia) with war crimes in both world wars.

dude 1:HOLY SHIT, Look at the sketch for this fucker!

dude 2: What in the fuck is that? A Landkreuzer!?

by Joe 2.0.2 January 19, 2010

Lancerians

To date there is only 2 lancerians known to man. Born from the planet Mitsu, these valiant warriors were split at birth when they were sent to earth to protect the human race and the greater good of mankind. However this noble title is not given free willingly. The gods of Mitsu selected only those who displayed courage and bravery, compassion and humility, and most importantly Super natural driving skills. You see a lancerians weapon of choice is the Lancer. A sleek sports car on the outside, but on the inside the ultimate weapon. The lancerians both posses two different Lancers, one to blend in with society and create a persona and another designed for elite tactical response in any situation. These caped crusaders are masters of disguise and could be hiding amonst you and your friends right now!

The Lancerians are earths only hope against the evil Doctors of Doom..........

May the speed be with you Lancerians!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's the Lancerians!!!

by Lancerian2 December 29, 2010