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LandKreuzer 

Translates out to Land Cruiser (like the naval ship)
also called the LandSchiff (Land ship)
Pronunciation: Lah-nt-Kroo-zur

An EPIC (in every semse of the term) german tank, powered by two marine diesel engines, both capable of powering a large battleship, weighing in at around 1,000 metric tonnes, with an 800mm Dora-class railway cannon. The cannon otself had to have a ten man crew just to operate it, and the shells were to be carried in a specially designed truck. Along the top of the tank were a series of 88mm flak cannons, as well as a few anti-personnel guns. The Landkreuzer would have taken 3-4 years to build, if not more, and to build a single LandKreuzer would've bankrupted the German government. the initial design was put forward by Krupp steelworks, the owner of which, at the time, would be the only person to be charged (then acquited on account of demensia) with war crimes in both world wars.
dude 1:HOLY SHIT, Look at the sketch for this fucker!

dude 2: What in the fuck is that? A Landkreuzer!?
LandKreuzer by Joe 2.0.2 January 19, 2010
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landkreuzer 

The tank equivlant of an aircraft carrier in the roblox game "ww2 tank simulator fanmade". It is The largest tank in the game, and can only be destroyed by the karl-gerat, a mini nuke launcher on crack. If a normal tank tries shooting it it barely damages it
(playing roblox ww2 tank simulator fanmade)

N00bking94: excuse me what the fuck is that?

Guest 1337: HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKING LANDKREUZER! GET THE KARL-GERAT OUT!

Mr.DoomBringer: HAHA NOOBS TIME TO GET PWNED!

*Landkreuzer shoots tiger*

*n00bking94 and guest 1337 dies*

(2 minuites later)

N00bking94: get out the karl-gerat

Guest 1337: ok ill be gunner

Mr doombringer: HAHA NOOBZ SURRENDER

*Karl-gerat shoots landkreuzer*

*entire landkreuzer explodes*

Mr. doombringer: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Anyways we got totaled

Swagjagson (lanzdkreuzer gunner): the karl gerat is a literal nuke launcher on crack lol, next time shoot it on sight.
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