by VileGay September 21, 2023

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011

A person with incredible Google abilities, that can almost always find what they're looking for. This skill is also known as google-fu
nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
by m4cbeth January 13, 2021

Nagham: Varför är kungen?
Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.
Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined
Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.
Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined
by Sveriges Kung September 15, 2020

by Lalajuicy October 3, 2022

The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021
