The Kristian Effect 

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

The Kristian Effect by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

Hao kristian 

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

Hao kristian by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

dirty kristian 

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you

Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian

dirty kristian by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023

Do a Kristan 

stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

one sec fellas, gotta go Do a Kristan

Do a Kristan by elbananollamo March 21, 2022

Mike and Kristan 

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

Mike and Kristan by K84 May 29, 2023