You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023
Get the You know kris kristofferson?mug. i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him
by kuyazinzane January 24, 2024
Get the krismug. It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
Get the Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.mug. 
A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.
Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.
Mark: Let us bully him more.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.
Mark: Let us bully him more.
by DocXeno February 13, 2022
Get the Krismug. Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.
Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.
Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.
by versetheebottom November 23, 2021
Get the KRISmug. A owner of Kris Tv in the U.S.A called Kris TV. He has owned for 5 years and has a gross income of 500,000 a year. He made is the producer of, Having a Good Time.(a Kris Tv exclusive) and has a samll roll in it time to time. He is a B class celberty. But he is notorulsy bad looking.
by Tv man1234242345143466 January 9, 2010
Get the Kris Mazurimmmug.