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kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
by greg persky May 1, 2023
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Kri

Beautiful,curvy,most likely to have long beautiful hair maybe locks dark brown eyes dark brown skin she’s crazy in bed and will love you tell eternity
Kri She’s Beautiful disaster don’t ever cross her or u lost her
by Beautgsmdend December 19, 2018
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Kris

Usually hot headed. Loves the outdoors, music, very witty, charismatic. Has an addictive scent. Goes after what he wants with determination . Very handsome, charming carefree. His exes lives are never the same after him, Doesnt let to many people get close to him but those that get close he treats like gold. Usually amazing in bed, Doesnt follow the crowd, he paves his own way. Has good days and bad days. Truly one of a kind
by Magik44 June 22, 2023
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Kris Get The Banana

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"
by 7568ino January 1, 2024
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kris gu

put me in a fucking prison cell IN DISCORD
kris gu was being salty and locked me in prison
by Meshteg? November 2, 2020
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Kris

Person: Hey can you do this?
Kris: Whoops I failed.
by PackaDoritos March 1, 2020
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A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.
Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.
by kristosticky December 16, 2024
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