kook

Someone who fakes talent at Surfing, Skateboarding, and Longboarding. They will most likely show up with a brand fucking new setup that's top of the line, and that setup will most likely be incompatible with there style of riding (e.g. 85a slide wheels on a downhill board). The kook will also most likely use incorrect terminology, sounding like an imbecile. Avoid kooks at all costs.

Kook: "I just did the steeziest toedge skid today on my downhill. I was going like 100mph on my local hill, with my Evo set with 65mm 85a wheels and non-spaced bearings! I also did some freeride, but there was too much thane on my bearings."

Normal Longboarder: "Today was pretty good, I had to sweep some shit out of the road, but the run has great corners to predrift or rail. My Arbalest with 78a 76mm wheels was doing great, the new wheels thane really nice. I was going to do some freeride but I forgot my slide wheels."

by BrohanSebastianBach February 27, 2014

kook

Someone who knows alot about a little talked about subject in order to feel superior to others.

K Keepers
O of
O odd
K Knowledge

Many Barry went on and on about that 9/11 conspiracy theory. He's quite a kook.

by Randall December 18, 2004

kook shitter

a temporary lapse in personal hygiene, excluding toothbrushing and undereye mascara removal, that includes but is not limited to extended periods of wearing the same clothes, generally up to 72 hours in a row, minimal hairstyling, and layering of mascara. It is an early state of mild depression that can only be cured by, and caused by, whiskey.

That bitch be in the kook shitter throes man.

by PhilthyWords December 19, 2010

Kookie

(Noun)
Word used to describe a significant other, often used by the male in the relationship in reference to his girlfriend/wife. More often used through text messages or instant messgages because of the awkwardness of the word. Also used during sex when the female asks her counterpart to "talk dirty". Similiar words may include: sweetie, baby, bae, etc.

Say kookie, when you coming over so we can do the dirty dirty.

by Ian Rene May 15, 2008

kookie crumble

when u put your legsbehiend your head and sombody pours ketchup and/or barbeque sauce in your pussy 4 lubrication.

no no no comprede, no englas

by tramitized 1 December 19, 2004

kook

bodyboarders are kooks

oi did u c that bodyboarder kook

by harry August 6, 2004

kookie

Something cool or exiting

"You're going to the zoo? Kookie dude!!"

by chebby-chubby September 18, 2006