Cross Keys

A really awesome folk-rock band from New Tripoli, PA.

I went to see Cross Keys at Musikfest and they rocked out!

by Dogtown Dan Metzger October 11, 2007

home keys

The eight keys on a keyboard on which one is supposed to place his or her fingers while typing: A S D F (left hand) and J K L ; (right hand). See also home key folley.

Most people don't use their home keys; instead they type with mainly their index and middle fingers roaming the length of the keyboard.

by monka February 19, 2006

Keystone Heights

Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.

We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights

by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin January 19, 2017

Sticky Keys

When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.

Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?

Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.

by ElementProj November 15, 2011

Jingle Keys

People referencing something they find funny without understanding what the joke is, or where it comes from; like babies laughing at jingling car keys (Examples: Doge, Pepe, Big Bang Theory Show, "fist me daddy"; memes and references with no real meaning

I've been a Jingle Key numerous times, I used to say "pwn" all the time back when I played Runescape.

"You guys are a bunch of Jingle Keys! You have no idea where I got these dope ass memes from!"

by dumbmofuc August 3, 2016

Keys and cheese

When you shove cheese into a girl's mouth and a key in her ear and hump her in the other ear while her hands are on her mouth and ear.

Yo I just gave Alexa a keys and cheese, she's now deaf in one ear!

by Jokr November 20, 2007

Keystone Kettle

A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.

"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"

"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."

by ToeBang August 30, 2016