1 definition by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin
Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.
We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights
by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin December 20, 2016